LEVEL UP YOUR ROASTS
Because your ex deserves maximum devastation
MONTHLY
YEARLY
SAVE 33%
BROKE BUT VALID
FREE
$0
/forever
Test the waters before committing (unlike your ex)
- 3 roasts per day
- Meanness levels 1-3
- Screenshot analysis
- Downloads have watermark
- No Delulu Check
CURRENT PLAN
MOST POPULAR
PLUS
$4.99
/month
Like Snapchat+ but for emotional damage
- 50 roasts per day
- ALL 5 meanness levels
- Watermark-free downloads
- Delulu Check mode
- Plus badge in Hall of Shame
- Priority AI processing
MAXIMUM CHAOS
UNHINGED
$9.99
/month
For when you've truly embraced the villain era
- UNLIMITED roasts
- ALL 5 meanness levels
- Watermark-free downloads
- Delulu Check mode
- Comparison mode (Ex vs New)
- AI MEME GENERATOR 🔥
- Exclusive unhinged graphics
- Unhinged badge in Hall of Shame
- Early access to new features
FAQ (Frequently Avoided Questions)
Can I cancel anytime?
Yes bestie, unlike your ex, we don't trap you. Cancel anytime, no questions asked.
Is this real money?
Yep, but think of it as therapy that actually works. Way cheaper than a therapist.
What if I run out of roasts?
Free tier resets daily at midnight. Or upgrade because clearly you have A LOT to process.
Do you store my stories?
Only if you submit to Hall of Shame. Your trauma is yours to keep (or share).